Three world famous magicians were in the bar drinking and boasting about their achievements.

The first one said, "During my latest show, I made three women from the audience disappear, it was so convincing that their relatives started panicking, no one could find the trick."

The second one said, "During one of my open air shows, I made the Municipality building disappear and the entire town was searching for it."

The third one said, "I went to Paris and made the Eiffel Tower disappear for a full one hour, whole of France was searching for it."

Just then an Indian walked into the bar and the three magicians suddenly turned quiet and started to slip towards the door.

A curious bartender asked, "Hey, who is that guy?"

One of the magicians whispered, "He is the world's greatest magician, he has done the biggest disappering trick of all times, we are amateurs compared to him."  "His name is Ramalinga Raju.  He made USD 1.5 billion disappear from his company's balance sheet in front of everyone's eyes and the entire world is still looking for it."