Men vs. Women

What is the difference between men and women?

1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow
deteriorate during the night.

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3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a
$2 item that she doesn't want.

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4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man
marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

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5. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman- before and
after marriage.

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6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man
never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

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7. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.

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8. Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two
people remembering the same thing!

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9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after
that is the beginning of a new argument.

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10. Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance, while men look
at a wedding as the ending of romance.

No one is born happy...
But all of us are born with the ability to create happiness ..
So today, make others happy ..
Flash your sweetest smile
Good Morning and have a day full of smiles

Year 2019 - Cricket World Cup News - Its pretty funny !!!

India failed to defeat Afghanistan in the world cup qualifier in
the Asia
-Pacific zone

Coach Sehwag said that he is not worried bcoz he has backing of
selectors,
captain and board.... and that they had won a close match against
Papua new
guinea just 2 yrs ago

Rahul Dravid, the coach of New Zealand team said that Sachin
should now
consider retiring gracefully and let his son take over the
captaincy
Mahender Singh Dhoni broke Ajit Agarkars record of most no of
consecutive
ducks in twenty 20

Saurav Ganguly, the coach of England feels that the boys need to
control
their emotions on the field

The current leading man from bollywood Bret Lee advices MS Dhoni
to take up
acting as well

Minnows Pakistan beat Ireland in a close match...and thus they
avenged their
defeat in the 2007 WC against the then minnows Ireland

Inzamam ul haq, who was the captain of the losing team and now
the present
coach said in a press interview that "Boys plays well...they try

hard...inshallah we wins the world cup"

The police arrested 8 ppl for violence after England and NZ
match... "
Investigations revealed that these ppl were members of Dravid and
Ganguly
fan communities on Orkut, which have 62 and 12 members
respectively. "
The Indian cricket board led by president Rahul Gandhi has called
for an
emergency meeting to discuss future course of action. Former
players like
Yuvraj Singh, Md Kaif, VVS Laxman and Kumble have been
invited...coach
Sehwag and captain Tendulkar will present a report...

VVS Laxman today created a new controversy by saying that he
expected a
written apology from Rahul Gandhi for including him in the
category of
former players.... he said that he has improved his fielding and
fitness and
wants to play 2023 WC in Brazil

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Cheers

Dear Son,

I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my

potato garden this year. I hate to miss doing the garden because your

mother always loved planting time. I'm just getting too old to be digging

up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over.

I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren't in prison.

Love,

Dad

Shortly, the old man received this telegram: "For Heaven's sake, Dad, don't

dig up the garden!! That's where I buried the GUNS!!"

At 4 a.m. the next morning, a dozen FBI agents and local police officers

showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns.

Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what

happened, and asked him what to do next.

His son's reply was: "Go ahead and

plant your potatoes, Dad. It's the best I could do for you from here."

MORAL: NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE IN THE WORLD,

IF YOU HAVE DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING DEEP FROM YOUR HEART

YOU CAN DO IT. IT IS THE THOUGHT THAT

MATTERS NOT WHERE YOU ARE OR WHERE THE PERSON IS.

Hiiii,

Music which can change your mood, gives peace to your eternal soul, one to motive you, one to reminded you of your past, one which comes to you lips anytime and in many more colors .

Enjoy the day reminding some best music of your life.

Have a look on each of the images in the pictures and imagine the music of it.