"Expectation is a worst case of friendship"

Your sentiment is ur love,

your love is ur heart,

your heart is ur spouse,

your spouse is ur future,

your future is ur destiny,

your destiny is ambition,

your ambition is ur aspiration,

your aspiration is ur motivation,

your motivation is ur believe,

your believe is ur peace,

your peace is ur target,

your target is heaven,

heaven is like hell without FRIENDS.

There was a one hour interview on CNBC with Warren Buffet, the second richest man who has donated $31 billion to charity Here are some very
interesting aspects of his life:

1. He bought his first share at age 11 and he now regrets that he started too late! (Things were very cheap that time!!)

2. He bought a small farm at age 14 with savings from delivering newspapers. (One could have bought many things with little savings)

3. He still lives in the same small 3-bedroom house in mid-town Omaha , that he bought after he got married 50 years ago. He says that he has everything he
needs in that house. His house does not have a wall or a fence.

4. He drives his own car everywhere and does not have a driver or security people around him.

5. He never travels by private jet, although he owns the world's largest private jet company.

6. His company, Berkshire Hathaway, owns 63 companies. He writes only one letter each year to the CEOs of these companies, giving them goals for the year.
He never holds meetings or calls them on a regular basis. He has given his CEO's only two rules. Rule number 1: do not lose any of your share holder's money.
Rule number 2: Do not forget rule number 1.

7. He does not socialize with the high society crowd. His past time after he gets home is to make himself some pop corn and watch Television.

8. Bill Gates, the world's richest man met him for the first time only 5 years ago. Bill Gates did not think he had anything in common with Warren Buffet. So he had
scheduled his meeting only for half hour. But when Gates met him, the meeting lasted for ten hours and Bill Gates
became a devotee of Warren Buffet.

9. Warren Buffet does not carry a cell phone, nor has a computer on his desk.

His advice to young people : "Stay away from credit cards and invest in yourself and
Remember:

A. Money doesn't create man but it is the man who created money.

B. Live your life as simple as you are.

C. Don't do what others say, just listen them, but do what you feel good.

D. Don't go on brand name; just wear those things in which u feel comfortable.

E. Don't waste your money on unnecessary things; just spend on them who really in need rather.

F. After all it's your life then why give chance to others to rule our life."

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"Obstacles Are Those Frightful Things You See When You Fail To Focus On Your Goal."

Dear Son,

I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my

potato garden this year. I hate to miss doing the garden because your

mother always loved planting time. I'm just getting too old to be digging

up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over.

I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren't in prison.

Love,

Dad

Shortly, the old man received this telegram: "For Heaven's sake, Dad, don't

dig up the garden!! That's where I buried the GUNS!!"

At 4 a.m. the next morning, a dozen FBI agents and local police officers

showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns.

Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what

happened, and asked him what to do next.

His son's reply was: "Go ahead and

plant your potatoes, Dad. It's the best I could do for you from here."

MORAL: NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE IN THE WORLD,

IF YOU HAVE DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING DEEP FROM YOUR HEART

YOU CAN DO IT. IT IS THE THOUGHT THAT

MATTERS NOT WHERE YOU ARE OR WHERE THE PERSON IS.

Year 2019 - Cricket World Cup News - Its pretty funny !!!

India failed to defeat Afghanistan in the world cup qualifier in
the Asia
-Pacific zone

Coach Sehwag said that he is not worried bcoz he has backing of
selectors,
captain and board.... and that they had won a close match against
Papua new
guinea just 2 yrs ago

Rahul Dravid, the coach of New Zealand team said that Sachin
should now
consider retiring gracefully and let his son take over the
captaincy
Mahender Singh Dhoni broke Ajit Agarkars record of most no of
consecutive
ducks in twenty 20

Saurav Ganguly, the coach of England feels that the boys need to
control
their emotions on the field

The current leading man from bollywood Bret Lee advices MS Dhoni
to take up
acting as well

Minnows Pakistan beat Ireland in a close match...and thus they
avenged their
defeat in the 2007 WC against the then minnows Ireland

Inzamam ul haq, who was the captain of the losing team and now
the present
coach said in a press interview that "Boys plays well...they try

hard...inshallah we wins the world cup"

The police arrested 8 ppl for violence after England and NZ
match... "
Investigations revealed that these ppl were members of Dravid and
Ganguly
fan communities on Orkut, which have 62 and 12 members
respectively. "
The Indian cricket board led by president Rahul Gandhi has called
for an
emergency meeting to discuss future course of action. Former
players like
Yuvraj Singh, Md Kaif, VVS Laxman and Kumble have been
invited...coach
Sehwag and captain Tendulkar will present a report...

VVS Laxman today created a new controversy by saying that he
expected a
written apology from Rahul Gandhi for including him in the
category of
former players.... he said that he has improved his fielding and
fitness and
wants to play 2023 WC in Brazil

No one is born happy...
But all of us are born with the ability to create happiness ..
So today, make others happy ..
Flash your sweetest smile
Good Morning and have a day full of smiles

Men vs. Women

What is the difference between men and women?

1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow
deteriorate during the night.

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3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a
$2 item that she doesn't want.

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4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man
marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

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5. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman- before and
after marriage.

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6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man
never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

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7. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.

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8. Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two
people remembering the same thing!

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9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after
that is the beginning of a new argument.

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10. Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance, while men look
at a wedding as the ending of romance.

Hey do reply........

It really works

Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but
Your waiter may know!

YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

This is pretty neat.

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!

It takes less than a minute.

Work this out as you read...

Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!

This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to
go out to eat.

(More than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757 ....

If you haven't, add 1756.

6. From this number, subtract the four digit year that you were born .

You should have a three digit number now.

The first digit of this number was your original number( i.e., how! Many
times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.)

The next two numbers are

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

SPREAD IT AROUND

Too Busy for a Friend...

One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between each name.

Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each of their classmates and write it down.

It took the remainder of the class period to finish their assignment, and as the students left the room, each one handed in the papers.

That Saturday, the teacher wrote down the name of each student on a separate sheet of paper, and listed what everyone else had said about that individual.

On Monday she gave each student his or her list. Before long, the entire class was smiling. "Really?" she heard whispered. "I never knew that I meant anything to anyone!" and, "I didn't know others liked me so much," were most of the comments.

No one ever mentioned those papers in class again. She never knew if they discussed them after class or with their parents, but it didn't matter. The exercise had accomplished its purpose. The students were happy with themselves and one another. That group of students moved on.

Several years later, one of the students was killed in
VietNam and his teacher attended the funeral of that special student. She had never seen a serviceman in a military coffin before. He looked so handsome, so mature.

The church was packed with his friends. One by one those who loved him took a last walk by the coffin. The teacher was the last one to bless the coffin.

As she stood there, one of the soldiers who acted as pallbearer came up to her. "Were you Mark's math teacher?" he asked. She nodded: "yes." Then he said: "Mark talked about you a lot."

After the funeral, most of Mark's former classmates went together to a luncheon. Mark's mother and father were there, obviously waiting to speak with his teacher.

"We want to show you something," his father said, taking a wallet out of his pocket "They found this on Mark when he was killed. We thought you might recognize it."

Opening the billfold, he carefully removed two worn pieces of notebook paper that had obviously been taped, folded and refolded many times. The teacher knew without looking that the papers were the ones on which she had listed all the good things each of Mark's classmates had said about him.

"Thank you so much for doing that," Mark's mother said. "As you can see, Mark treasured it."

All of Mark's former classmates started to gather around. Charlie smiled rather sheepishly and said, "I still have my list. It's in the top drawer of my desk at home."

Chuck's wife said, "Chuck asked me to put his in our wedding album."

"I have mine too," Marilyn said. "It's in my diary"

Then Vicki, another classmate, reached into her pocketbook, took out her wallet and showed her worn and frazzled list to the group. "I carry this with me at all times," Vicki said and without batting an eyelash, she continued: "I think we all saved our lists"

That's when the teacher finally sat down and cried. She cried for Mark and for all his friends who would never see him again.

The density of people in society is so thick that we forget that life will end one day. And we don't know when that one day will be.

So please, tell the people you love and care for, that they are special and important. Tell them, before it is too late.

And One Way To Accomplish This Is: Forward this message on. If you do not send it, you will have, once again passed up the wonderful opportunity to do something nice and beautiful. But its upto U to fwd this one.

If you've received this, it is because someone cares for you and it means there is probably at least someone for whom you care.

If you're "too busy" to take those few minutes right now to forward this message on, would this be the VERY first time you didn't do that little thing that would make a difference in your relationships?

The more people that you send this to, the better you'll be at reaching out to those you care about.

Remember, you reap what you sow. What you put into the lives of others comes back into your own.

1. Drink at least 8 glasses of water every day.

2. Cut some beet root into small pieces and grind them. Squeeze juice from beet root and massage to your face for 5 minutes. Shower after 10 minutes with mild soap or gram flour.

3. Mix sandalwood powder with rose water and add 4 to 5 drops of milk in it and apply on to your face and body. Shower after 15 minutes with warm water.

4. Mix honey in water and drink daily in the morning to keep your skin shiny and smooth.

5. Warm honey and mix with lemon juice and apply on to face. Wash after it dry.

6. Mix Turmeric, sandal powder and olive oil and apply to body. Shower after 10 minutes.

7. Massage your skin with milk. Milk has moisturizer, it will keep your skin smooth.

8. Use humidifiers and keep room temperature moderate to keep your skin away from dryness.

9. Hot water blushes your skin and you don't feel fresh unless you have bath with little cold water. If you have shower for a longtime, dead skin will be automatically be removed. Do not rub with towel, be gentle on your skin.

10. Take food which contains more A and C vitamin.

11. Grate carrot and boil. Massage that mixture to body to get fair and smooth skin.

12. For natural bleaching: - mix milk and lemon juice. The milk will break as soon as you mix the lemon juice in it. Use that mixture to massage on your body. It works as natural bleaching.

13. Mix turmeric and cream on the top of milk, massage that mixture to body.

14. If you go into sun your skin will lost the fair ness. To get your skin color to normal take equal quantities of cucumber juice and tomato juice and apply on to skin. Shower after 10 minutes.

15. Massage mustard oil to your skin for 5 minutes and have shower with gram flour or mild soap.

16. Mix cream on the top of milk and all-purpose flour and apply that paste on to your skin avoid eyes, eyebrows and lips. Shower after 5 minutes. This will make skin smooth.

17. Mix curds (yogurt) with wheat flour and apply to your skin and take shower after 5 minutes.

18. Grind rose petals and mix with cream on the top of milk and apply to your body. Shower after 10 minutes.

19. Scaly skin is a result of fluorine deficiency. Fluorine is the anti-resistant element of the human body, the absence of which creates problems in the blood and spleen. Since cooking and heating foods deastroys fluorine, it is better to eat uncooked raw fruits and vegetables. Other foods rich in fluorine are goat milk and cheese, rye flour, avocados, sea plants and cabbage, cream whey and cottage cheese.

20. Wrinkle skin is a result of Sodium deficiency and makes skin sticky. Cucumbers are ideal for combating and preventing sodium deficiency because they are not only high in sodium, but also help in keeping the body cool, a great summers treat.

21. Skin rashes are the result of silicon deficiency. To avoid pus and rashes, eat plenty of sprouts, alfalfa, barley, tomatoes, spinach, strawberries and figs.

22. Skin eruptions are the result of Chlorophyll. And are found in wheat grass and other green leafy vegetables.

World's Shortest Joke....

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U r working ...

Hiyo Hiyo ....

After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying;

My friend, you have not worked here for even one day.
The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.

Manager:- How many days are there in a year?
Man:- 365 days and some times 366

Manager:- how many hours make up a day?
Man:- 24 hours

Manager:- How long do you work in a day?
Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.

Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours?
Man:- He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3 (one third)

Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?
Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days)

Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends?
Man:- No sir

Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends?
Man:- 52 Saturdays + 52 Sundays = 104 days

Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days do you now have?
Man:- 18 days.

Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that 14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?
Man:- 4 days

Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?
Man:- No sir!

Manager:- Do you come to work on workers day?
Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 2 days sir!

Manager:- Do you come to work on the National holiday?
Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 1 day sir!

Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day?
Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- None sir!

Manager:- So, what are you claiming?
Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that
I was stealing Company money all these days.

Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!
HR -> HIGH RISK

Interesting FACTS

Did you know......... Some interesting facts

A zebra is white with black stripes.

All the planets in our solar system rotate anticlockwise, except Venus. It
is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

Hummingbirds are the only animal that can also fly backwards.

Insects do not make noises with their voices. The noise of bees, mosquitoes
and other buzzing insects is caused by rapidly moving their wings.

The cockroach is the fastest animal on 6 legs covering a meter a second.

The word "listen " contains the same letters as the word "silent".

The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning it's head are
the rabbit and the parrot.

A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

India invented the Number System . Zero was invented by Aryabhatta.

The whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed
of sound.

A hippopotamus can run faster than a man.

India never invaded any country in her last 10000 years of history.

'Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia' is the fear of long words.

Didaskaleinophobia is the fear of going to school.

Phobatrivaphobia is a fear of trivia about phobias !!

It is impossible to lick your elbow. ( We know you gonna try this !!! )

A snail can sleep for 3 years. ( wow, lucky chap he ? )

The names of the continents all end with the same letter with which they
start

In 1883 the explosion of the volcano Krakatoa put so much dust into the
earth's atmosphere that sunsets appeared green and the moon appeared blue
around the world for almost two years.

"Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters
in alphabetical order.

Twenty-Four-Karat Gold is not pure gold since there is a small amount of
copper in it. Absolutely pure gold is so soft that it can be molded with
the hands.

Electricity doesn't move through a wire but through a field around the
wire.

Do you know the names of the three wise monkeys? They are: Mizaru (See no
evil), Mikazaru (Hear no evil), and Mazaru (Say no evil ).

55 per cent of people yawn within 5 minutes of seeing someone else yawn.
Reading about yawning makes most people yawn. Hello, zzzzz zzzz ?

Save a tree...please don't print this e-mail unless you really need to.

Last night you and your best friend had a fight.

You decide not to talk to her the next day.

She smiles at you.

You grind your teeth at her.

She tells her friends nice things about you.

You spread bad rumors about her.

She tries to come and talk to you.

But you push her aside.

She thinks you are a great friend.

You think she is a terrible friend.

She writes nice notes to you, telling you about the best times you shared together. You write about all the bad times you can remember experiencing together.

Deep down you know she's sorry.

But all you have is hate.

The next day you find a note. It reads:

Dear -------------,

I tried to tell you yesterday, but you didn't let me speak,

I tried to tell you good things,but you were afraid to hear them.
I tried to smile at you, to take away the hate.

But now it's time to tell you, even though it's a bit late. That i am dying.

I have a bad condition and it is getting worse. I'm sorry to have to tell you that i won't be able to see you today. I wrote this to you today in the hospital.

My time is up.

I'm sorry i should have told you sooner.

I'm really sorry about our argument,you are such a great friend.
I promise i shall watch over you,

Lots of love

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You run to the hospital to tell her you are sorry,

But only her mum is left.

Her hand clasped over her face.

And she was crying. Down on her knees she prays, for her daughter to come back.

You are too late.

You wish you told her sorry sooner and got to say good-bye.

All friends have their ups and downs, and sometimes you need to say sorry... Don't wait for the other person to do it first.

Because you never know what could happen.

If you really love your friends and would watch down on them when you pass away, please send this on and show people that you really have a heart.

Even if you send this to 1 person only. You still have a heart.

However, if you don't send this to anyone....i can tell you that when you need help, no one will be there for you because they will not remember this letter.
I'm thankful you are my friends!

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. -- Mother Teresa